奇书网

二2 妈妈的安排（第1页）

youaregoingtotheholyblessing—why?—itisanall-girlhighschoolrunbyacatholicchurch。don’tworry—thesisterswon’tactuallywashyourbrainwiththeirchurchdoctrines—teachersareteachers;theyteach，notconvertanystudentintoachristian。theyareasfineastheteachersinothernormalhighschools;theonlydifferenceisthattheywearacrosspendantontheirnecks。

soyouwon’tgetdistractedbyunnecessaryentertainmentorchasedaroundbyfilthy，sex-thirstyhighschoolboys。。。trustme—mommywenttherewheniwaslittle，soiknow。mommyknowwhat’sthebestforyou，ariel。

it’sclosertohome，soyoudon’thavetowasteyourtimeoncommuting。besides，mommydon’tlikeyoutogoofaroundinthedowntownareaafterschool—headstraighthome，youunderstand?

firstgirls?—youdon’thavetogothere，doyouhaveto?—mommyheardmostofthegirlsoutthereplayreallyhardaswellasstudyhard—andnotonlythat。rumorhasit:thatschoolisnowofficiallyoccupiedbyhomosexuals—goodheavens!nowthenationaleducationisteachingourchildrentobecomeahomosexual—mostscandalous!mommydon’twantyoutogetpoisonedbyhomosexuality。boysarebad;lesbians?—evenworse:theycanturninnocentgirlsintotheirownkind—that’swhy—theyarezombies。youhavetoadmitthathomosexualityisascontagiousasviruses，andthelesbiansaregoingtotakeoverourbeautifulisland—you’llsee。

mommydon’twantyoutogetcaughtinthedegenerateatmosphereinfirstgirlsandeventuallysquanderyourtimewhenallyouhavetodoisstudyforthecollegeentranceexam—mommywantyoutostudyinoneoftheleadinguniversities，likeyourmommy。iwenttonxumyself，soyoushoulddothesame。

besides，ifyouwanttogetadmittedintonxuviathemulti-starproject，thechancesarebetterintheholyblessingthaninfirstgirls。youdon’thavetocompetewiththefirstgirlsstudents—why—theylovefiercecompetitions。letthemhavewhattheyaskfor。whathavemommytaughtyou?chooseyouropponentswisely，ifyouhavetofightacrucialfightyoumustnotlose。

eventhoughyouareinasecond-rategirl’shighschool，theholyblessingimean，mommystillwantyoutobelacrèmedelacrèmeamongthestudents。so，youwillhavetostudyintheirhumanityandsocialscienceclass。don’tworry。itstillcountsasan“elite”classintheschool，thoughnotasgoodasthemathematicsandscienceclassinotherleadinghighschools。don’tworry—mommywillgetthebestteacherstheholyblessingcanoffer—lacrèmedelacrème，mommyassureyou—how?—don’tyouworryaboutit。mommyhasmy“way”—youdon’tfrown，nothingtoworryabout—mommyjusthaveto“talkto”some“people”—youwilllearnfromthebestteachers，somakesureyougetgoodgradesinthefollowingsemester，youhear?

good，mysweetheart。

enjoyyourhighschoollife。

【好好享受你的高中生活，乖女儿。】（）;