第17章骄傲的劲敌(1)
OnIdleness
?塞缪尔·约翰逊SamuelJohnson
Manymoralistshaveremarked,thatPridehasofallhumahewidestdomihegreatestmultiplis,andlieshiduvarietyofdisguises;ofdisguises,which,likethemoon’sveilhtslusteranditsshade,ahtheyhideitfromourselves。
ItisnotmyiodegradePridefromthispreeminenischief,yetIknowheridlenessmaynotmaifulandobstiion。
TherearesomethatprofessIdlesfulldignity,whocallthemselvestheIdle,asBusirisintheplay“callshimselftheProud”;whoboastthattheydonothing,andthaarsthattheyhavenothingtodo;whosleepeverynighttilltheysleepnolonger,ahatexercisemayeosleepagain;whthereignofdarknessbydoubles,ahesunbutto“tellhimhowtheyhatehisbeams”;whosewholelaboristovarytheposturesofindulgendwhosedaydiffersfrhtbutasacouchorchairdiffersfromabed。
&hetrueaariesofIdleness,forwhomsheweavesthegarlandsofpoppies,andintowhosecupshepoursthewatersofoblivioinastateofuupidity,fandfotten;whohaveloolive,andatwhosedeaththesurvivorslysay,thattheyhaveceasedtobreathe。
ButIdleesinmanyliveswhereitised;favicewhiatesimaybeeinjurytoothers;andisthereforenotwatchedlikeFraud,roperty,orlikePride,whiaturallyseeksitsgratifianother’siy。Idlenessisasilentandpeacefulquality,thatherraisesenvybyostentation,norhatredbyopposition;andthereforenobodyisbusytosureordetectit。
AsPridesometimesishiduy,Idleeurbulendhurry。Hethatshisknowndutya,naturallyeoindwithsomethingthatmaybarouttheremembranceofhisownfolly,ahingbutwhatheoughttodowitheagerdiligehemaykeephimselfinhiso>
Somearealwaysinastateofpreparation,opreviousmeasures,fplans,agmaterials,andprovidingforthemainaffair。ThesearelyupowerofIdlehingistobeexpetheworkmaoolsareforevertobesought。Iwasooldbyagreatmaster,thatnomaneverexpainting,whowasemilycuriousaboutpendcolors。
&herstowhomIdleesa,bywhichlifemaybepassedunprofitablyawaywithoutthetediousnessofmanyvathours。Theartis,tofillthedaywithpettybusiohavealwayssomethinginhandwhichmayraisecuriosity,butnotsolidkeepthemindiion,butnotoflabor。
Thisarthasformanyyearsbeenpracticedbymyoldfriehwonderfulsuccess。Soberisamandesiresandquiatiolybalaheloveofease,thattheyulatehimtoanydiffidertaking;theyhave,however,somuchpower,thattheywilloliequiteatrest,andthoughtheydonotmakehimsuffitlyusefultoothers,theymakehimatleastwearyofhimself。
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