&erapause,hesaid,"e,willyougivemethatcross?"
"No,"saidtheother,andthemonosyllablehadanoddsound。
Flambeausuddenlyflungoffallhispontifisiorobberleanedbahisseatalong。
"No,"hecried,"youwon'tgiveittome,youproudprelate。Youwon'tgiveittome,youlittlecelibatesimpleton。ShallItellyouwhyyouwon'tgiveittome?BecauseI'vegotitalreadyinmyoocket。"
Thesmallmaurseemedtobeadazedfathedusk,andsaid,withthetimideagernessof"ThePrivateSecretary":
"Are-areyousure?"
Flambeauyelledwithdelight。"Really,yoodasathree-actfarce,"hecried。"Yes,youturnip,Iamquitesure。Ihadtheseomakeaduplicatehtparow,myfriend,you'vegottheduplidI'vegotthejewels。Anolddodge,FatherBrown-averyolddodge。"
"Yes,"saidFatherBroassedhishandthroughhishairwiththesamestrangevaguenessofma;Yes,I'veheardofitbefore。"
Theeleahelittlerusticpriestwithasortofsudde。
"Youhaveheardofit?"heasked。"Wherehaveyouheardofit?"
"Well,Imustn'ttellyouhisname,ofcourse,"saidthelittlemansimply。"Hee,youknorosperouslyforabouttweirelyonduplipaperpardso,yousee,wheosuspectyou,Ithoughtofthispoorchap'swayofdoingitato;
"Begame?"repeatedtheoutlawwithiensity。"DidyoureallyhavethegumptiomejustbecauseIbroughtyouuptothisbarepartoftheheath?"
"No,no,"saidBrownology。"Yousee,Isuspectedyouwhemet。It'sthatlittlebulgeupthesleevewhereyoupeoplehavethespikedbracelet。"
"HowinTartarus,"criedFlambeau,"didyoueverhearofthespikedbracelet?"
"Oh,one'slittlefloow!"saidFatherBrhiseyebrowsratherblankly。"WhenIwasaHartlepool,therewerethreeofthemwithspikedbracelets。So,asIsuspethefirst,don'tyousee,Imadesurethatthecrossshouldgosafe,anyhow。I'mafraidIwatchedyou,youknow。SoatlastIsaar,don'tyousee,Igedthemba。Atherightonebehind。"
"Leftitbehind?"repeatedFlambeau,aimetherewasaeinhisvoicebesidehistriumph。
"Well,itwaslikethis,"saidthelittlepriest,speakingiedway。"Iwentbacktothatsweet-shopandaskedifI'dleftapardgavethemaparticularaddressifitturnedup。Well,IknewIhadn't;butayagainIdid。So,insteadaftermewiththatvaluableparcel,theyhavesentitflyingtoafriemihehersadly,"Ilearntthat,too,fromapoorfelloool。Heusedtodoitwithharailwaystations,buthe'sinamonasterynow。Oh,ooknow,youknow,"headded,rubbinghisheadagainwiththesamesortofdesperateapology。"We'thelpbeis,peopleeahesethings。"
Flambeautorethebroarceloutofhisiaiherewasnothingbutpaperandsticksofleadi。Hesprangtohisfeetwithagigaure,a;Idon'tbelieveyou。Idon'tbelieveabumpkinlikeyoua。Ibelieveyou'vestillgotthestuffonyou,andifyoudon'tgiveitup-why,we'reallalone,andI'lltakeitbyforce!"
"No,"saidFatherBrownsimply,andstoodupalso,"youwon'ttakeitbyforce。First,becauseIreallyhaven'tstillgotit。And,sed,becauseweare;
Flambeaustoppedinhisstridefor>
"Behindthattree,"saidFatherBrown,pointing,"aretwpolidthegreatestdetectivealive。Howdidtheyehere,doyouask?Why,Ibroughtthem,ofcourse!HowdidIdoit?Why,I'lltellyouifyoulike!Lordblessyou,wehavetokysugsthealclasses!Well,Iwasn'tsureyouwereathief,anditwouldomakeasdalagainstoneofoury。SoIjusttestedyoutoseeifanythingwouldmakeyoushowyourself。Amangenerallymakesasmallseifhefindssaltinhiscoffee;ifhedoesn't,hehassomereasquiet。Igedthesaltandsugar,a。Amangenerallyobjectsifhisbillisthreetimesm。Ifhepaysit,hehassomemueredyourbill,andyoupaidit。"
TheworldseemedwaitingforFlambeautoleaplikeatiger。Buthewasheldbackasbyaspell;hewasstuheutmostcuriosity。
"Well,"wentonFatherBrown,withlumberinglucidity,"asyouwouldn'tleaveanytracksforthepoliebodyhadto。Ateveryplatto,Itookethingthatwouldgetustalkedaboutfortherestoftheday。Ididn'tdomuchharm-asplashediltapples,abrokenwindow;butIsavedthecross,asthecrosswillalwaysbesaved。ItisatWestminsterbynow。Iratherwonderyoudidn'tstopitwiththeDonkey'sWhistle。"
"Withwhat?"askedFlambeau。
"I'mgladyou've,"saidthepriest,maki'safoulthing。I'msureyoodamanforaWhistler。I'thavetereditevesmyself;I'mnhi;
"Whatohareyoutalkingabout?"askedtheother。
"Well,Ididthinkyou'dks,"saidFatherBrorised。"Oh,you'thavegyet!"
"Howinblazesdoyouknowallthesehorrors?"criedFlambeau。
Theshadowofasmilecrossedtheround,simplefaceofhisclerient。
"Oh,bybeiesimpleton,Isuppose,"hesaid。"hasitruckyouthatamaonothingbuthearmen'srealsinsisobewhollyunawareofhuma,asamatteroffaotherpartofmytrade,too,mademesureyouweren'tapriest。"
"What?"askedthethief,almostgaping。
"Youattackedreason,"saidFatherBrown。"It'sbadtheology。"
Aurocollecthisproperty,thethreepoliutrees。FlambeauwasanartistandasportsmaeppedbadsweptValebow。
"Donotbowtome,monami,"saidValentinwithsilveress。"Letusbothbowtoourmaster。"
AoodaninstantuhelittleEssexpriestbliforhisumbrella。