PlantingtheBombs
OnthegleamingwhiteplainsoftheMoo-tioodalldrilliheemissaryoftheDevourerEmpirestoodsomeart,hisgiahertsilhouetteagainstthehorizon。Alleyeswerefirmlyfoetalderbeingslowlyloweredfromthetoptowerdownintothedrillwellbelow。Soonthecableeedingintothewell。Owohundredandfortythousandmilesaway,airewluedtotheuhehesignal;thepayloadhadreachedthebottomofthewell。Allobservers,ingFaoapplauseastheycelebratedthearrivalofthishistorient。
&hatwouldpropeltheMoonoutoforbithadbeenputiuryhadpassedsiheEridanusdtheemissaryoftheDevourerEmpirehadarrivedoh。Forhumanity,ithadbeeuryofdespair,ahundredyearsle。
Ihalfofthetury,theehhadzealouslythrowhetaskaooeeededtobuildsugierlyfailedtomaterialize。AllthatlishedwasthattheMoon’ssurfacehadgainedafemetalmountains,theremainsoffailedprototypes。Thehelakesofmetal,formedwhereexperimentalengieduofnuclearfusion。
HumanityhadaskedtheemissaryoftheDevourerEmpireforteologicalassistahelunarengineswouldobeatenthofthescaleofthetlesssuper-eheDevourerpossessed。
Fangs,however,refusedandinsteadquipped,‘Doyoubuildaplaaryebecauseyouuandnuclearfusion。It’salongwayfromafirecrackertoarocket。Truthbetold,thereisallforyoutoworksohardatit。IntheMilkyWay,itisperfeonplaceforaweakercivilizatiohelivestockercivilization。Youwilldiscoverthatbeingraisedforfoodisasplendidlifeindeed。Youwillhavenowantsandwilllivehappilytotheend。Somecivilizatioobeelivestolytobeturhatyoushouldfeelunfortablewiththeideaisehefaultofamostbanalarism。’
SohumaheirhopesintheEridanusCrystal,butagaintheyoieologyoftheEridaniancivilizationhaddevelopedaloelydifferentlih’sorthatoftheDevourer。Theirteologywaswhollybasedo’saal,forexample,wasasymbionttoakindofplanktonthatfloatedintheirworld’sos。TheEridahesizedaheunusualabilitiesoftheirpla’slifeformswithoutevertrulyuas。Andso,withoutEridaheirteaielyun
Afteroverfiftyvaluableyearswerewasted,despairinghumanitysuddenlyproduexglyetricschemetopropeltheMoon。Ittainwhofirstcameupwiththisplaime,hehadaleadiheMoonpropulsirammeandhadadvaherankofmarshal。Eventhoughhisplanologeticallycrazy,itstea,andhumanity’savailableteologywasfullyakingitwork;somufact,thatmanyweresurprisedwhynoonehadeup>
TheopropeltheMoonwasverysimple。AlargearrayofnubswouldbeinstalledoheMoon。Thesebombswould,forthemostpart,beburiedabouttwomilesuhelunarsurface。Theirspagwouldenobombwasdestroyedbytheblastofanother。Agtothisplan,fivemillionnubsweretobeiheMoon’s‘propulsionside’。paredtothesebombs,humanity’smostpowerfulColdWar-eranubsweremereal>
&imecametodetohesesuperpowerfulnubsuhelunarsurface,theforceoftheirexplosionswouldbewhollyinparabletotheses,suffocateddeepundergrouionswouldbloletestratumofluheMoon’slowgravity,theexplodedstrata’sroddustevelocity。Astheywerelauraightiheywouldexertanenormouspropulsiveforoonitself。
IfaumberofbombsweredetonatedinrapidsuomentumeaualpropelliasiftheMooediingnubsiplacesitwouldbepossibletooon’sflightpath。
Theplanwouldeveepfurther,gforwolayersofnubswithinthelunarsurface。Thesedlayerwouldbeiadepthofaboutfourmiles。Afterthetoplayerhadbeeelyusedup,twomilesoflunarmatterwouldbestrippedfromthepropulsioheMoon。Theungdenotationswouldthensmoothlytransitiontothesedlayer。Thiswoulddoublethedurationthatthe‘engine’oon。
&hegirlfromEridahisplaothethathumanitywastrulyinsane。‘and。IfyouhadteatchtheDevourers,youmightbeevehantheyare!’sheexclaimed。
Fangs,oherhand,wasfullofpraise。‘Ha,ha!Whatawonderfulideayedtodreamup。Iloveit。Ilarity。Vulgarityisthehighestformofbeauty!’heey。
‘Absurd!Howvulgaritybebeautiful?’thegirlfromEridaed。
‘Thevulgarisnaturallybeautiful,andnothihantheuarsburnmanithepitch-blackcoldabyssofspa’tthatvulgar?Doyouuhattheuniverseismase?Femininecivilizations,likeyile,fie,asialityinatiheuhatisthat!’Fangsreplied。
Ahundredyearshadpassed,andFaillbrimmedwithvitality。ThegirlfromEridanuswasstillvividandbright,buttheMarshalfelttheweightofyears。Hewasahuhirtyyearsold,anoldman。
Atthetime,theDevourerhadjustpassedtheorbitofPluto。Itwasawakeslong,sixty-thousand-milejourneyfromEpsilonEridani。Inthedarkofspace,itshugeringbrilliantly,anditsimmetopluhesolarsystem。
&heDevourerhadpluheperipheralplafluoaprecipitoustrajectoryto