BrotherTeethtookhishesawthathisside。Thebladewasthisserrationsrazor-sharp。Thehandlewassolidddecoratedwithbeautifulukiyo-epatterhesaedaroundhiswaistlikeabelt,as,hewouldunwinditanddrawaviolinbowacrossthebackoftheblade。Bybendingthebladeandbowingacrosssesofdifferentwidths,hecouldprodug,melanusigihemournfulcriesofspirits。Ofoothborehadheardtalesofthesaw’sotherappli,buthehadoherTeethuseitinace。Itwasduringahigh-stakesgameofdioldwarehouse。BrotherTeeth’sseand,amannamedHalf-Brick,hadgambledbigahing,eves’house。Withbloodshoteyes,heofferedtoputbothhisarmsoableihi。
BrotherTeethrattledthedidsmiledathim。Half-Brick’sarms,hesaid,tablebet。Afterall,thefuturewaslong–andwithouthands,howcouldtheyplaydicetogether?
&ys。’hesaid。
SoHalf-Brickhadbetbothhislegs–aagain。
AlthoughSmoothborewasyoung,hehadbeenatrustedmemberofBrotherTeeth’sente。Havihemaniopowerfrage,hewasobloodshed。Whehfinallyscrapedtogetherafortuhebloodyguttersofsodsoughttoshifthisbusiomorerespectableels,hismostloyalretainerswereenfiefedasoftheBoard,VicePresident,aitles。OnlySmoothborewaslefttoserveasBrotherTeeth’sbodyguard。
Thosewhokhuhattheleveloftrustimpliedbythisappoiwasnosmallmatter。Themaraordinarilycautious,perhapsasaresultofthefatethatbefellhisgodfather。BrotherTeeth’sgodfatherhadalsobeeious;ih’swords,themanedhimselfiniroheopportunity。Aftermahouti,heboardedaflightandtookhisassig,flahersidebytwoofhismosttrustedbodyguards。WhentheplanelandedinZhuhai,thestewardesshreemeed,asiflostinthought。Asedlookrevealedthattheywerealreadydead。Likehisgodfatherbeforehim,BrotherTeeth’sjourophadbeeful。Now,navigatiywaslikegaforestofhiddenbladesoramarshcrateredwithpitfalls。HelaghislifeintoSmoothbore’shands。
ButSmoothbore’sussoohreatwiththearrivalofMrK。MrKwasRussian。Atthattime,itwasthefashionamongthosewhocouldaffordittoemployex-KGBofficersasbodyguards。Havingsuchapersoninone’semploywassomethingtobeproudof。Thosewhoranih’scirclesstruggledtopronouncehisRussianname,andsimplycalledthenewer‘KGB’。Overtime,theysettledonMrK。Iy,MrKhadotheKGB。MBofficerswerecubidcivilservahoseoliflitraiofpersoy。Instead,MrKhadworkediralSecurityBureauoftheSovietUniasbodyguardtromykothethenMinisternAffairsknowas‘Mr’。Hewaseverybitthegeicle,atrueexpertinkeepinghistsbreathihhadhiredhimonavice-’ssalarynotoutofadesiretoboast,butoutofrealforhiso
FromthemomentofMrK’sarrival,itwasclearthathewasutterlyuherbodyguards。Atthediherbodyguardswouldouteatandout-drihyemployers,alyfortableiialk。Whenrealdashead,theywouldeitherwithalltheartorleavetheirthedustoftheirpa。Instarktrast,atbasotiations,MrKwouldstalybehih,hishulkingfigurelikeanimmovablewall,readytoiahreat。WhileMrKheopportunitytoprotecthisacrisissituation,hisprofessionalismaionodoubtthatshouldsuchasituationarise,hewouldfulfillhisdutieswithateexpertise。Smoothborerofessionalthaherbodyguardsanddidheirobviousfailings,buthewasfullyawareoftheworldofdiffereweenhimselfandMrK。Forexample,itwasalongtimebeforeherealizedthatMrKwlassesatallhoursofthedaynottolookcool,buttocealhisgaze。
AlthoughMrKpickedupesequickly,hekeptalooffromthepeopleinhisemployer’sinnercircles。Hemaihisdistancecarefully,untilonedayheaskedSmoothboretostepintohisSpartanroom。Afterheplassesofvodka,hetoldSmoothboreinstiltedese,‘I,waospeak。’
‘Tospeak?’
‘Afuage。’
SoSmantolearnafuagefromMrK。HedidnotrealizehewasbeingtaughtEnglishandnotRussianuntilafewdayslater。Smoothborewasaquier,aheyuhEnglishaoldhim,‘Youarehers。’
‘Iknow。’hbore。
‘Inmythirtyyearsofexperience,Ihavelearoaccuratelydistinguishthosepeoplewithpotentialfromtherest。Youareonesuchraretalent,aimeIsawyouitchilledme。It’seasytoacoldblood,butit’sdifficulttostaycold-bloodedwith。Youeointhisbusiness,ifyoudon’tburyyourtalents。’
‘WhatIdo?’
‘First,studyabroad。’
Brreedreadilytestionaooothbore’sexpensesinfull。HehadhopedtoridhimselfofSmoothboreeversinceMrK’sarrival,buttherewereionsinthepany。
Arynight,thisboywhohadbeeayoungageaheunderbellyofsocietyboardedapassebeanddistantland。
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DrivingarundownSantana,Smoothboremadehiswayacrossthespecteachoftheloswritteographs。HisfirststopwasBlossomPlaza。Itdidnottakehimlongtofihephoto。HewasrummagingthreSmoothborearrived,andafterafewminutes,hehauledhisbulgingtrashbagtoanearbybench。Hissearchhadbornfruitintheforme,almostubemissingonlyabite;severalperfectlygoodslicesofbread;andhalfabottleofoothborehadexpectedhimtoeatwithhishands,buthewatchedwithsurpriseasthetramppulledoutasmallaluminumspooofthedirtyovercoatheworeeveninsummer。Hefinishedhisdinnerslowlyahrewwhatremainedbate。Lookingaroundtheplaza,Smoothboresawthelightsofthetoflialldires。Hewasveryfamiliarwiththisarea,butsomethioff。Inaflash,itowhythemaoleisurelyeathisfill。Theplazawasaplacefortheelesspopulation,butatthemoment,noonecouldbeseenbuthismark。Wherehadtheygoheyallbeenprocessed?
Smoothboredroveontotheaddressoograph。Underanoverpassosofthetyellowlightspilledoutfromashackcobbledtatedoothborecautiouslypushedthebusteddooroftheshajustacrack。Ashepokedhisheadin,hesuddenlyfoundhimselfinafantasticalworldofcolor。Thewallsoftheshackwerehungwithoilpaintingsofallsizes,gaseparatewallofart。Smoothbore’seyestracedawispofsmokebacktotheitiist,layedoutbehabrokeneasellikeabeariion。Hishairwaslong,andhispai-shirtwassobaggyitlookedlikearobe。Hewassmokingacheappackofjadebutterflycigarettes。Hiseyesrovedoverhisartwork,andhisgazewasfilledwithwonderandloss,asifhewasseeingitforthefirsttime。Smuessedmostofhistimeentfawningoverhisownworks。Thisparticularbreedartisthadbeenoiesoftheprevioustury,butnowadaystheywerefewaween。
‘It’sallright,ein。’saidtheartist,hiseyesneverleavinghispaintingstolookatthedoor。Histoedthiserialpalaoothboresteppedinside,heasked,‘Doyoulikemypaintings?’
Smlandandsawthatmostofthepaichaoticsplotchesofcolor–pailyontoavaswouldhaveseemedrationalbyparison。Butthereiaveryrealisticstyle,andSmoothbore’seyeswerequitoohese:ainatedbyacrackedyellowearth。Aferotrudedfromthefissuresintheground,lookingasiftheyhadwitheredawayturiesago,ifierhadeverexistedinthisworldatall。Askulllayontheparchedearth。Thoughitwasbleach-ermeatedwithcracks,twogreen,livingplantssproutedfromitsmoutha。Insharptrastwiththedroughtahsurrouheseplantsweregreenandluxuriant,andatiefloweredthetipofo。Theskull’sothereye-sotainedahumaslimpidpupilstaredatthesky,anditsgazewasfilledwiththesamewonderandlossasitspainter。
‘Ilikethisohboresaid,pointiing。
‘It’scalledBarrenNo。2。Willyoubuyit?’
‘Howmuch?’
‘Howmuchyougot?’
Smoothborepulledouthiswalletahehundredyuaaihemtotheartist,butthelatteronlytooktwobills。
‘It’sonlyworththismuch。It’syoursnow。’
Smoothborestartedthedpickedupthethirdphotographtostudythelastaddress。Hecuttheignitiolater,ashisdestinatihtaloheoverpass:thecity’slargestlahisbinodpeeredthroughthewindshield,seararkamongstthesgersgovertherubbishdump。
300,000junkmenmadealivingoffthegarbageofthemetrtheiroletewithitsowndistihehighestrankingjunkmehecity’sritzyvilladistricts。There,itossibletopickadailyhaulofshirts,sodbedsheets,usedohedelicatelysculptedwastebins–intheseneighborhoods,theseweresideredsingle-usegoods。Allkindsofthingsfoundtheirwayinthtlyscuffedpremiumleathershoesas,half-smokedHavanacigars,expeetheers…Butpiggarbagethereedheftybribestotheresideyguardsthatonlyafewcouldafford,andthosewhocouldafforditbecamearistsgers。
Themiddleranksofjuheredarouy’smaraiostopsformunicipalwaste。There,themostvaluablerefuse–wasteeleics,scrapmetal,is,discardedmedicaldevidexpiredpharmaceuticals–wasquiappedup。Thesesiteswereanyoationwasthedomainofajunkboss。Anysgerwhoetheirpermissionuorsofminoroffelybeatenanddrivenoff,whileseriousoffenderscouldlosetheirlives。
Littleofvalueremaihatpassedthroughthetraionstotherubbishdumpsandlandfillsosofthedyetitwasthisortedthelargestnumberofpeople。ThesewerethelowliestofjuhekindofpehtinfrontofSmoothbore。Worthless,unrecyclablebrokenplastidshreddedpaperwasallthatwasleftforthesgersosofjunkmaheresofrottenfood,whichcouldbegleaherubbishandsoldaspigfeedtfarmsattenyuantothekilo。Iaropolisshobrilliasradiaaflighalooverthefetidmountaine。Thejuheluxuryoftheybysiftingthroughitstrash。Miherottenfood,itossibletomakeoutaroastsugpigwithoenaway,abarelytouchedgrouper,wholes…Retly,ithadbeontofindwholeSilkiehens,owingtothepopularityofanewdishcalledWhiteJade。Thedisharedbyslittiomachofthe,fillingitwithtofu,asimmer。Theslicesoftofuweretherealdelicacy;the,whiledelierelyg。Likethereedleavesaroundrigs,anydinerfoolisheheitselfwouldbeethelaughingstopatrons…
&garbagetruckofthedaypulledi。Asittippeditsloadroupofjunkmetheavalae,quiishingintdustawasliketheyhadpassedintoanewphaseofevolutiohestencheheap,thegermsaoxicfilth。Ofcourse,thiswasanillusion,maintainedbypeoplewhoonlysawhowtheylivedandnothowtheydied。Likethecorpsesofisandrats,thebodiesofjueredthelandfill。Theypassedawayquietlyhere,soonburiedbyrash。
Inthedimlightemanatingfromthefloodlampsattheedgeofthelot,thejunkmey,indistinctshadows,butSmoothborestillswiftlylocatedhismarkamohespeedwithwhichhespottedherwasdueinparttohisownkeenvision,buttherewasalsoanotherreasohevagrantsinBlossomPlaza,thereweresignifitlyfewerjuhelandfilltoday。Whatwasgoingon?Smoothboreobservedhismarkthroughhisbinoculars。Atfirstglance,sheseemedhananyer。Thereetiedarou,andshecarriedalargewovenbagandalong-handledrake。Shesabitskiheothers。Uosqueezethroughthethrongofjunkmen,shelysgealongtheperiphery,siftingthroughthetrashoftrash。