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THEREwasaboycalledEustaceSdhealmostdeservedit。HisparentscalledhimEustadmasterscalledhimScrubb。I'ttellyouhowhisfrieohim,forhehadnone。Hedidn'tcallhisFatheraher”aHaroldaheywereveryup-to-dateandadvaheywerevegetarians,eetotallersandedofuheirhousetherewasverylittlefurnitureahesoheaysopen。
&acelikedanimals,especiallybeetles,iftheyinnedonacard。Helikedbooksiftheywerebooksofinformationandhadpicturesofgraiorsorndoingexermodelschools。
&acedislikedhissthefourPeveer,Susan,EdmundandLucy。ButhewasquitegladwheEdmundandLuingtostay。Fordeepdowninsidehimhelikedbossingandbullying;and,thoughheunylittlepersonwho'thavestoodupeventoLucy,letaloneEdmund,inafight,hekherearedozensofwaystogivepeopleabadtimeifyouareinyourowheyareonlyvisitors。
EdmundandLuotatallwaaywithUncleHaroldandAuitreally'tbehelped。FatherhadgotajinAmericaforsixteesummer,aogowithhimbecauseshehadn'thadarealholidayforteerwaswveryhardforanexamaospendtheholidaysbeingcoachedbyoldProfessorKirkeihesefourhadhadwonderfuladventureslongagointhewaryears。Ifhehadstillbeeninthathousehewouldhavehadthemalltostay。Buthehadsomehowbeepoorsiheolddaysandwaslivinginasmallcottagewithoospare。ItwouldhaveoaketheotherthreealltoAmeridSusanhadgone。
Grown-upsthoughthertheprettyohefamilyandshewasnogoodatschhotherwiseverye)andMothersaidshe“wouldgetfarmoreoutofatriptoAmeritheyoungsters”。EdmundandLueSusanherluck,butitwasdreadfulhavihesummerholidaysattheirAunt's。“Butit'sfarworseforme,”saidEdmund,“becauseyou'llatleasthavearoomofyourownandIshallhavetoshareabedroomwiththatreker,Eustace。”
&insonanafternoonwhenEdmundaealingafewpreiogether。AndofcoursetheyweretalkingaboutNarnia,whichwastheheirownprivateary。Mostofus,Isuppose,haveasetrybutformostofusitisonlyanimaginarytry。EdmundandLucywereluotherpeopleiheirsetrywasreal。Theyhadalreadyvisitedittwiagameoradreambutiheyhadgotthereic,whichistheonlywayofgettingtoNarnia。Andapromise,orverynearlyapromise,hadbeeheminNarheywouldsomedaygetbaagiheytalkedaboutitagooddeal,whehece。
TheywereinLu,sittingontheedgeofherbedandlookingatapitheoppositewall。Itwastheonlypithehousethattheyliked。Auadidn'tlikeitatall(thatasputawayinalittlebaupstairs),butshe'tgetridofitbecauseithadbeenaweddifromsomeowanttooffend。
Itictureofaship—ashipsailingstraighttowardyildedaheheadonwithwide-openmouth。Shehadoande,squaresailwhichurple。Thesidesoftheship—whatyoucouldseeofthemwherethegildedwingsonended-weregreerunuptothetopofonegloriousbluewave,andthenearerslopeofthatwavetowardyou,withstreaksa。Shewasobvifastbefaywind,listileoside。(Bytheway,ifytoreadthisstoryatall,andifyoudon'tknowalready,youhadbettergetitintoyourheadthattheleftofashipwhenyahead,isport,aisstarboard。)Allthesunlightfellohatside,aeronthatsidewasfullofgreensaheother,itwasdarkerbluefromtheshadowoftheship。
&ionis,”saidEdmudoesn'tmakethingsworse,lookingataNarnianshipwhenyou'tgetthere。”
“Evenlookihannothing,”saidLudsheissuchaveryNarnianship。”
“Stillplayingyame?”saidEustace,whohadbeesidethedoorandnintotheroom。Lastyear,whenhehadbeenstayingwiththePevensies,hehadmaohearthemalltalkingofNareasiit。Hethoughtofcoursethattheyweremakingitallup;andashewasfartoostupidtomakeanythinguphimself,hedidnotapproveofthat。
“You'renotwantedhere,”saidEdmundcurtly。
“Itothinkofalimerick,”saidEustaethihis:
“SomekidswhoplayedgamesaboutNarnia
Gotgraduallybalmierandbalmier—”
“WellNarniaandbalmierdon'trhyme,tobeginwith,”saidLucy。
“It'sanassonance,”saidEustace。
“Don'taskhimwhatanassy-thingummyis,”saidEdmund。“He'sonlylongingtobeasked。Saynothingandperhapshe'llgoa>
Mostboys,oiiohis,wouldeitherhaveclearedoutorflaredup。Eustaeither。Hejusthungab,alybegantalkingagain。
“Doyoulikethatpicture?”heasked。
“Forheaven'ssakedon'tlethimgetstartedaboutArtandallthat,”saidEdmuLucy,whowasverytruthful,hadalreadysaid,“Yes,Ido。Ilikeitverymuch。”
“It'sarottenpicture,”saidEustace。
“Youwon'tseeitifyoustepoutside,”saidEdmund。